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Google's Space-Based AI Dream: Ambitious or Just Plain Nuts?Alright, let's talk about Goo... Google's Space-Based AI Dream: Ambitious or Just Plain Nuts?
Alright, let's talk about Google's latest "moonshot," Project Suncatcher. Space-based AI? Seriously? I saw the headline and nearly choked on my lukewarm coffee. They want to put AI servers in orbit, powered by the sun. Is this innovation or just another way for them to dodge earthly regulations and guzzle even more power?
The Sun: Google's New Battery?
The idea, as they present it, is that space offers nearly continuous solar power – up to eight times more productive than down here on our rapidly frying planet. No need for pesky batteries, just endless sunshine fueling their AI overlords. They’re talking constellations of satellites with Google TPUs linked by free-space optical links. Sounds like a sci-fi movie pitch, doesn't it? But Google's dead serious. You can read more about their plans in Exploring a space-based, scalable AI infrastructure system design.
And offcourse, they frame it as minimizing impact on terrestrial resources. Give me a break. It's minimizing the visibility of their impact. Launching hundreds, maybe thousands, of satellites ain't exactly eco-friendly. What about the space junk, the light pollution, the potential for Kessler Syndrome screwing up everyone's satellites? They never mention that, do they? I wonder why. Oh right, because it doesn't fit the shiny PR narrative.
Higher Ed's AI Dilemma: Skynet or Savior?
Meanwhile, back on Earth, we're wrestling with how AI is changing education. Benjamin Breen, a history professor at UC Santa Cruz, has some interesting takes. He points out that automation has always been about freeing us from drudgery, giving us "time to think, to paint, to pray, to philosophize." But what happens when the machines can pretend to do those things too?
Breen’s letting his students use AI for some assignments, like creating digital artifacts. Data visualization, historical simulations… sounds cool, right? But he also worries that students will just use it to replace actual learning. I think his concern is valid. It's like giving a kid a calculator before they learn basic arithmetic. They might get the answer, but they won't understand how they got there. And that's kinda the whole point, ain't it?
He's right about one thing: creativity, deep thought, and difficult reading are exactly the things we once hoped automation would allow us to do more of. Not less. But let's be real, most people are using AI to do less. Less thinking, less writing, less actual work.
Space Junk and Existential Dread
So, we've got Google aiming for the stars with its AI ambitions, while educators are trying to keep students from turning into AI-powered zombies. It's a weird juxtaposition. Are we building a future where humans are obsolete, replaced by algorithms running on satellites powered by the sun? Or can we actually harness this technology for good?
I don't know, man. Maybe I'm just being a grumpy old cynic. But something about this whole thing feels deeply unsettling. It's like we're racing towards a future we don't even understand, driven by tech companies with more power than governments. And honestly...
Are We Officially Doomed?
The arrogance of these tech giants is astounding. They're so focused on what they can do, they never stop to consider if they should. Space-based AI? It's a solution in search of a problem, and I suspect the real problem is their insatiable hunger for more data, more power, and more control.

